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HOW MUCH ANADROL 50?
Hello everyone! Mick, I just wanted to say that you rule and are the coolest guru around! Anadrol is hard to come by in the US - it was recently re-approved for use by prescription but the tablets cost $10 a bloody pill!! I was lucky enough to recently get a hold of about 30 of them. What do you think would be the best way to use them? Go psycho and take 3 a day for 10 days? 2 a day for 15 days? Or pyramid up and down staring with 1 a day and going up to 3 a day and then back to 1 a day. I would be stacking them with some test enanthate.
Chris,
USA

Dear Chris,
First of all, hello to you. Second and thirdly, I know and I know! Cheers mate. Now then, your question on the Anadrol (oxy 50). I get asked this one a lot and say the same time after time. Anadrol is one of, if not, THE strongest steroid available and not respecting that fact can certainly lead to problems in the long and short term. Because of it’s strength, it makes sense NOT to stick to much in at once (a problem that my wife has had for soooooo long - ahem!). If you are susceptible to water retention, for instance, to much to quick can boost your weight up so fast you wont know what has hit you. Nor will you understand why your weight has dropped so fast too. It is all down to the fact that many forget the potency of this steroid. Increasing it slowly and surely AND gaining the weight slowly too, will result in a safer, more long term weight retention. All to often, beginners are attracted to this steroid thinking of a quicker way to gains - in all cases it is not so. I agree that it IS one of the best for strength dn size, but to respect it is the wisest way. Pyramiding up and down is the best method especially when you are stacking it with other gears. Using half a tab to start, moving up to one full tab even in the first week is a far better method than blowing your balls off after a few weeks. Believe me this is the safest way of trying Anadrol 50. I said in my first book that it could “... grow muscles on a tomato.” and it still can, but you don’t want them on a tomato, so follow this advice - please!

GEAR AND SIDE EFFECTS?
I'd like to know if you know of any bodybuilders who have messed themselves up from taking to much gear. Ever heard of anyone getting prostate cancer, having a stroke or heart attack, having liver or kidney failure, or any of the supposed documented dangerous life threatening side effects of gear abuse?
Concerned User

Dear Concerned,
Sorry concerned user, but all these things CAN affect us unfortunately but under certain conditions. They are mainly based around the facts that if that person does not heed advice and just pumps in crap after crap after, well you know, then yes, big fucking problems will ensue. In all of my 20 plus thousand years in this game and of ALL the steroids that I have taken, I have had nothing much more than a bad headache and maybe the odd 'loose willy' a couple of times. The reason why GOOD steroid books are what they are is because the AUTHORS take the time and effort to ensure that the dosages are well and truly tested - on GOOD GEAR! Pumping more in that is needed is just a bonus for the hairy assed toss pots that pump it in them for no reason except for the fact that they like to boast they take more gear than anyone else. Fuck 'em I say. you will not get any bad side effects if you listen to good advice. I like the stories that come back about Mick Hart’s ‘dosages’ being for pussies! My answer to that is simple. Those who disagree about my stacks, please be honest and say that you have had problems, cannot get a horn, sweat like fuck, smell even worse due to the bacteria that is being pumped out of your body and finally have zits the size of footballs on yer backs due to the EXCESSIVE amounts of gear that you had been misinformed about in the past! Sorry but true eh!
Please feel free to contact me if you need any further help or secondly, listen to some of the sense coming out of this mag! By the way, should any of you have a story, pictures, article, point of view please send it in to the NO BULL Collection.

Important rules for injecting purposes only!
• Warm your fluid to body temperature
• Keep the area clean •
• Keep the kids away
• DON’T fuck kangaroos while on steroids - have a bit of common sense for God’s sake and wait till you are on your off cycle!
Tut, some people eh??

PLEASE NOTE THAT NO ANIMAL WAS HURT DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS MAGAZINE - SAFE SEX WAS PRACTICED THROUGHOUT..... WE ALL WORE BOXING GLOVES AND HEAD GEAR!!

HOW DO THEY GET SO DAMNED BIG?
How in the world do top bodybuilders  get so freaky huge? Seeing behomeths like Dorian Yates, Ian Harrison, Shaun Davis, Jean Pierre Fux, Marcus Ruhl, and Gunter Schlierkamp in person is absolutely mind boggling!! I've been training for 10 years and have been taking gear for 5 years, but I look like a little boy next to these guys! Is it the insulin, HGH, and IGF? I've never used anything but roids. Is it the insulin and HGH? That's what I've heard is responsible for making bodybuilders of today so much bigger than they were 10 years ago. Of course genetics is a major factor, but come on. We've all seen early photographs of Lee Priest, Jay Cutler, Dorian Yates, and Paul Dillet. These guys are freaky huge, yet early photographs of them do not show genetic potential for extreme muscle mass! You can only train so hard and eat so much. Perhaps it is all genetics and I just don't want to accept the fact that mine are average or below average.
Forgot Name!
Sorry!

Hi Forgot,
Remember that when you see sombody after such a long time, you usually notice a big difference in the main yeah? Same goes for the BIG guys. Look at it, of course they take the gear but not necessarily in IGF1, growth or insulin levels. First of all they have to train, hard, regularly, consistently, religiously and with TOTAL faith. The gear only helps you to grow it does not do the job for you. You have to train hard and them some! No disrespect but I would love to look at your training schedule, after 5 years you must have gained something? If not then simple, a few minor adjustments, the right attitude and fuck it, - you WILL grow. Even now you are thinking, "shit, he is right!". Want to know something, - to fucking right I am. I have trained more champs than a whores knickers are up and down. Now get into that gym and believe in one thing - YOU! Why worry about anyone else, you are the man! If they get big good, why not stop worrying about how big they are and get on with the problem of how big you wanna be. Now get in there and do the BIZZ! I, we, expect to hear from you with a different attitude and stop wasting your own time. Ten minutes worrying can be 5 or six sets more. No one said it would be fucking easy mate. If you have kids think of this - mine think that I am the biggest and best ANYWAY - so I have won to start with agree? God bless - now hit it!!!

WHY ARE SO MANY HUGE BODYBUILDERS ARSEHOLES?
Why are so many huge bodybuilders arseholes? Is it because they take so much gear? I've met several pro bodybuilders who were fucking assholes, yet others who were very friendly (Ronnie Coleman, Vince Taylor). Do you think some are dickheads because they're loaded up on so many androgens? Or were they general dickheads before they ever started taking the gear, and the gear just added fuel to the fire? What about the nice guys - are they just not sensitive to the potential asshole behaviour caused by androgens, or do they just not take enough to make them mean assholes? Maybe some people have an individual susceptibility to the potential antisocial, general dickhead personality displayed by megadose androgen abusers.
Quadster,
Texas

WHY? Well I figure that it’s easy really - most think that the bigger they are the more intimidating they can be. What they don’t realise is that there is ALWAYS someone bigger out there to counter what they have. Also a lot of them most probably were hit by the girls at school and now think to themselves, “let ‘em come now”, yeah, wankers they are. You see, if people such as these realised just how much of a twat they make themselves then they would change overnight into something that we (REAL) bodybuilders would respect and look up to. People such as that with attitudes believe that it is there mission to “boldy go where no bodybuilder has gone before” and basically look a total prick! Lots of kids look up to such people and eventually mimic there actions. Same goes for our kids, they mimic us too! I love to see the type of guys walking out of a gym, arms on hips, elbows just inside the door jamb and making out that they are so fucking wide that they would glide if they fell over. Get a life! The people who DO get noticed are those who train hard, think well and promote themselves a little more discretely - all of us see them as, we say often, “having the perfect physique!” I have met many of the top heroes of the sport and they think that the world owes them a living - fuck em! Coleman and Taylor I feel are OK guys and it is a pleasure listening and watching them. These type of people ALWAYS continue longer in the sport. As for the megadose androgen abusing factors - those who think they can intimidate others, ought to remember that when they cannot get a hard on due to the fact that they have so much fucking extra unused testosterone in their bodies, they would feel extra shitty when it is revealed that they have not seen there balls due to a increase of unrequired test. Anyone got any funny stories of the guys who walk out of the gym looking like they have lost to rolls of carpet from under their arms??? I will print them! I rest my case.

SORE BUTT
I took a shot of Sustenon and Sten in my upper left outer quad and got a nasty hot red wheal all over my bloody quad for about a week. I took the shot in my quad instead of my arse. I'm trying to avoid shooting in my arse cheek. I have so much scar tissue. I always use clean, sterile technique when I inject, so I know I thoroughly cleaned the injection site before stabbing myself. Anyone ever have this happen to them? Did I hit a nerve or blood vessel? I 'm certain the gear wasn't fake - it came straight from a Mexican pharmacy, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any fakes of Mexican Sten and Sustenon. Is it the propionate in the sustenon and sten? I've also had a similar problem in the past with propionate. Any response is appreciated.


Dear Sore,
This question is asked so many times and is usually associated with sustanon and fast acting gears such as sten or propionate, no one really knows why it hurts so much, it just does. Sorry to be non-technical here, but that is the case. Another point is that injecting in the leg is fine but most DO get pains similar to that of a ‘dead leg’, especially in the leg as there are more nerves in that area I believe. Personally, I jab in the delt if I am looking for another jab site, but I prefer the water based gears when sticking it in there.
As I have said before, warm the gear up well even to holding it in a cup of coffee to get it really runny and then inject it slow and steady - this seems to work well.
Don’t want to knock your confidence in counterfeits, but always (if possible) double check as best you can.
Finally, remember that if the gear comes in an alcohol base, that tends to sting quite a lot most of the time. Keep the needle nice and steady too, no wobbling it about, that will only rip the tissue and cause scarring even more.